do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
Sometimes God’s blessings are not in what He gives you, but in what He takes away. Stop trying to pick up what God told you to put down.
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.